Amy Whittenberger

1. Describe yourself as a color.

   Royal blue: Interesting and poignant to some, unnoticed by others, but always deep.

2. What was your very first show/production?

   Technically, The Wizard of Oz, in pre-school, where I played Glinda the Good Witch, but insisted on memorizing Dorothy's lines and giving her notes in rehearsals
   Not-technically, a hijacked version of The Little Mermaid performed for my family, using the ping-pong table as a stage, when I was three.

3. If you were a Wall Street executive, where would you hide your bonus?

   I would hide bones in a spiteful person's yard, so that when the murders are solved, they'll go to prison instead of me. Wait a minute...In my bible.

4. What's your theme song?

   "More than a feeling," Boston. Aka the Scrubs air-banding episode. Gets me going every time.

5. How many eight year-olds could you fight and win?

   None. Have you met me? They'd eat me.

6. Who would you want to "Lady and the Tramp It" (eat spaghetti to the middle) with?

   Steve Martin

7. What is your dream role or production job?

   Role: Iphigenia (at Aulis), Lady MacBeth
   Production Job: Writer/Director with the upcoming production company that Allan Ball and myself will be founding....

8. Would you rather have the ability to see at night, but not at day or taste noise?

   Taste Noise! Great dieting technique! Not too many carbs in hearing ocean waves, but there's a TON of sodium if you eat them.

9. If you had to speak in one dialect the rest of your life, what would it be?

   British. But not cockney. Sorry Eliza.

10. Hall or Oats?

    All Hall.

11. Out of all the other members of the company, if you had to eat someone, who would that be?

    Eric Bays. Still. Always.

12. Is it a party in the USA?

    Not now, no. But on my birthday, in 1999, THAT was a hell of a good time.