Carl Hoskenstein

1. Describe yourself as a color.

   Hokkaido Watermelon Black

2. What was your very first show/production?

   I was supposed to be the little boy in The Sixth Sense, but I pulled out at the last minute because I saw the end coming.

3. If you were a Wall Street executive, where would you hide your bonus?

   Next to the BP Oil Rig. Obviously no one can get near that thing.

4. What's your theme song?

   My theme song would be the most obscure song from the most obscure album by the most obscure band ever. A band that existed for half a second in 1974 right as things were changing.

5. How many eight year-olds could you fight and win?

   Disgusting.

6. Who would you want to "Lady and the Tramp It" (eat spaghetti to the middle) with?

   Ralph Nader

7. What is your dream role or production job?

   Working for Meyerhold.

8. Would you rather have the ability to see at night, but not at day or taste noise?

   See at night. Everything important happens when the sun isn’t up.

9. If you had to speak in one dialect the rest of your life, what would it be?

   Masai

10. Hall or Oats?

    Their producer Brian Eno

11. Out of all the other members of the company, if you had to eat someone, who would that be?

    Eric Bays

12. Is it a party in the USA?

    The Cyrus’ have contributed more to dumbing down America then any other family.