Eric Bays

1. Describe yourself as a color.

   According to my old friend Roy G Biv, I am a warm color. Probably a red or an orange. I’m all about energy and excitement.

2. What was your very first show/production?

   I was getting ready to play basketball for Harper College, when my speech teacher told me he’d give me extra credit to audition for The Elephant Man. I ended up quitting basketball and taking a small part in the school play.

3. If you were a Wall Street executive, where would you hide your bonus?

   I would totally have a safe hiding behind a portrait of myself. In that safe would be a key… to another safe.

4. What's your theme song?

   It’s the same theme song to Family Ties.

5. How many eight year-olds could you fight and win?

   I’ve actually tested this. The answer is surprising only one. But she is now dead. So I won.

6. Who would you want to "Lady and the Tramp It" (eat spaghetti to the middle) with?

   Jennifer Lopez.

7. What is your dream role or production job?

   I would love to act in a Teen movie where I play the jerk teammate who has a change of heart at the end of the movie.

8. Would you rather have the ability to see at night, but not at day or taste noise?

   Taste noise, because some noise might taste good. Like, LOLing. I bet a good LOL taste good.

9. If you had to speak in one dialect the rest of your life, what would it be?

   My current dialect. I am thankful every day that I have my current dialect.

10. Hall or Oats?

    Daryl Hall. Or as I call him, "The Brains."

11. Out of all the other members of the company, if you had to eat someone, who would that be?

    Sarah Borer. I trust her most. She wouldn’t hurt me.

12. Is it a party in the USA?

    Well it is. But other countries don’t like the freedom of Party.