Evan Absher

1. Describe yourself as a color.

   Pothole grey.

2. What was your very first show/production?

   It was scene study in the 8th grade of the show, All My Sons. It involved a naughty steering wheel and the first, but not the last time, I attempted a role well beyond my talent.

3. If you were a Wall Street executive, where would you hide your bonus?

   I’d put it in the banks. No one knows what is happening there.

4. What's your theme song?

   Anything by Ludacris.

5. How many eight year-olds could you fight and win?

   Everybody low balls this number, but I’d say fifty. I have really thought it out and have a very detailed strategy.

6. Who would you want to "Lady and the Tramp It" (eat spaghetti to the middle) with?

   Paul Harvey

7. What is your dream role or production job?

   Eliza Doolittle’s father in, My Fair Lady.

8. Would you rather have the ability to see at night, but not at day or taste noise?

   Taste Noise. My dog’s snore might be the sweetest thing I have ever tasted. Well, second to my wife’s laugh.

9. If you had to speak in one dialect the rest of your life, what would it be?

   Something unintelligible… so southern.

10. Hall or Oats?

    Oats. Or as I call him, "The Balls."

11. Out of all the other members of the company, if you had to eat someone, who would that be?

    Eric Bays. Eric Bays. Oh my god, Eric Bays!

12. Is it a party in the USA?

    Top down?
    Check
    Hands Up?
    Check
    Favorite Jay-Z song?
    Check
    Moving my hips like yeah?
    Check
    
    Then, yes it is.