Joe Von Bokern

1. Describe yourself as a color.

   I’m a Colorado guy, so "Purple mountain majesties" works well. That, and I didn't like the sound of "Deer poop brown"...

2. What was your very first show/production?

   In 8th grade, I was in a play called "Lagooned." I portrayed Pirate #2. I like to think I brought some emotional depth to the character.

3. If you were a Wall Street executive, where would you hide your bonus?

   Same place I'd stash the dead hookers.

4. What's your theme song?

   Probably "Carry On Wayward Son," by Kansas. As a young actor, I can relate to its lyrics. As a casual Guitar Hero player, I can rip through most of its notes on the Medium level. Yeah ladies, you heard right. Medium.

5. How many eight year-olds could you fight and win?

   I make it a point not to pick fights with people bigger than me.

6. Who would you want to "Lady and the Tramp It" (eat spaghetti to the middle) with?

   The Flying Spaghetti Monster. I feel like the fun would never end.

7. What is your dream role or production job?

   I haven't written it yet.

8. Would you rather have the ability to see at night, but not at day or taste noise?

   I'd choose the latter, which sounds like it could be easier to control. That, and I can think of several singers/musicians I'd like to taste.

9. If you had to speak in one dialect the rest of your life, what would it be?

   James William Bottomtooth III

10. Hall or Oats?

    Oats. His name makes me think of breakfast, and I love breakfast.

11. Out of all the other members of the company, if you had to eat someone, who would that be?

    Probably Eric. Have you SEEN those deliciously toned abs??

12. Is it a party in the USA?

    I'm here, aren't I?